ALADDIN'S ROSARY
I’ve got a Pope in a jar.
It gives me peace within.
When rubbed, it gives three wishes,
And then forgives my sins.
I’ve got a Pope in a jar.
Now I possess the light!
I dropped a spider in there,
And shook it, so they’d fight.
I’ve got a Pope in a jar.
Everyone wants to see;
But before they can confess,
They “tithe” five bucks to me.
I’ve got a Pope in a jar.
But, really, what’s the fuss?
I didn’t put him in there…
That’d be sacrilegious.
I’ve got a Pope in a jar.
I’m quite proud of myself,
Because I live all mankind’s dream:
To keep God on a shelf.
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